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Rachel | 16 | Gay | New York | Single
Suffolk County Community College
My blog is mainly Superwholock with the occasional Hunger Games, Star Trek, Marvel, Harry Potter etc.
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attackoftheelevatorbadgers:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

Seriously, I had a male friend only pack a toothbrush and a shirt for a four day trip to Croatia.

attackoftheelevatorbadgers:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

Seriously, I had a male friend only pack a toothbrush and a shirt for a four day trip to Croatia.

So nobody is coming to my birthday party. Out of all the people I invited, not one wants to come. Oh well, just goes to show how much of an unwanted fuck I and how it would have been so much better if I actually did die.

tipsy-arachnid:

taylorswiftisawinchester:

sad-butsassy:

devourer-of-gods:

No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women

Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

Alright, so I live a sad life, but I’m trying to fix it. I had never seen Labyrinth before, so I’m watching it now with my mom.

This movie is 90% glitter. I want to see how much of the budget was spent of glitter.

You know what there is more of than glitter? David Bowies penis.

The bog of literal buttholes.

He drugged her just to dance with her and sing to her.

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

forestlover:

keyholeslumber:

modestinferno:

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

  1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
  2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

That’s your opinion.

there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

midorieyes:

Run.

midorieyes:

Run.

itsdauntlessbitch:

princekarisma:

demonicdivagation:

starks-drunkgaytendencies:

So here are the vines, in order, that are a part of the addicting forrest nymph (who still hasn’t found his berries) saga.

There 

Are

Seven

Of

These

Wonderful

Vines

god bless you

i love how with each vine, he becomes more and more the forest nymph and less the human he once was

THE SIXTH ONE

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

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